Month: October 2004

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    BECAUSE BLOOD IS THINNER THAN OIL!


    “Bush Relatives for Kerry” grew out of a series of conversations that took place between a group of people that have two things in common: they are all related to George Walker Bush, and they are all voting for John Kerry. As the election approaches, we feel it is our responsibility to speak out about why we are voting for John Kerry, and to do our small part to help America heal from the sickness it has suffered since George Bush was appointed President in 2000. We invite you to read our stories, and please, don’t vote for our cousin!


    From  skanickadee


     

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    The British Armed Forces has officially recognised its first registered Satanist, a newspaper reports. Naval technician Chris Cranmer, 24, has been allowed to register by the captain of HMS Cumberland, based at Devonport Naval Base in Plymouth.


    The move will mean that he will now be allowed to perform Satanic rituals on board the vessel.


     

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    Do you see a pattern?


    Democrats
    * Richard Gephardt: Air National Guard,  1965-71.
    * David Bonior: Staff Sgt., Air Force 1968-72.
    * Tom Daschle:  1st Lt., Air Force SAC 1969-72.
    * Al Gore: enlisted Aug. 1969; sent to  Vietnam Jan. 1971 as an army
    journalist in 20th Engineer Brigade.
    * Bob  Kerrey: Lt. j.g. Navy 1966-69; Medal of Honor, Vietnam.
    * Daniel Inouye:  Army 1943-47; Medal of Honor, WWII.
    * John Kerry: Lt., Navy 1966-70;  Silver Star, Bronze Star with Combat
    V,  Purple Hearts.
    * Charles  Rangel: Staff Sgt., Army 1948-52; Bronze Star, Korea.
    * Max Cleland:  Captain, Army 1965-68; Silver Star &Bronze Star,
    Vietnam.
    * Ted  Kennedy: Army, 1951-53.
    * Tom Harkin: Lt., Navy, 1962-67; Naval Reserve,  1968-74.
    * Jack Reed: Army Ranger, 1971-1979; Captain, Army Reserve  1979-91.
    * Fritz Hollings: Army officer in WWII; Bronze Star and seven  campaign
    ribbons.
    * Leonard Boswell: Lt. Col., Army 1956-76; Vietnam,  DFCs, Bronze
    Stars, and  Soldier’s Medal.
    * Pete Peterson: Air Force  Captain, POW. Purple Heart, Silver Star and
    Legion of Merit.
    * Mike  Thompson: Staff sergeant, 173rd Airborne, Purple Heart.
    * Bill McBride:  Candidate for Fla. Governor. Marine in Vietnam; Bronze
    Star  with  Combat V.
    * Gray Davis: Army Captain in Vietnam, Bronze Star.
    * Pete  Stark: Air Force 1955-57
    * Chuck Robb: Vietnam
    * Howell Heflin: Silver  Star
    * George McGovern: Silver Star &DFC during WWII.
    * Bill  Clinton: Did not serve. Student deferments. Entered draft but
    received  #311.
    * Jimmy Carter: Seven years in the Navy.
    * Walter Mondale: Army  1951-1953
    * John Glenn: WWII and Korea; six DFCs and Air Medal with 18  Clusters.
    * Tom Lantos: Served in Hungarian underground in WWII. Saved by  Raoul
    Wallenberg.

    Republicans
    * Dick Cheney: did not serve.  Several deferments, the last by
    marriage.
    * Dennis Hastert: did not  serve.
    * Tom Delay: did not serve.
    * Roy Blunt: did not serve.
    *  Bill Frist: did not serve.
    * Mitch McConnell: did not serve.
    * Rick  Santorum: did not serve.
    * Trent Lott: did not serve.
    * John Ashcroft:  did not serve. Seven deferments to teach business.
    * Jeb Bush: did not  serve.
    * Karl Rove: did not serve.
    * Saxby Chambliss: did not serve.  “Bad knee.” The man who attacked Max
    Cleland’s patriotism.
    * Paul  Wolfowitz: did not serve.
    * Vin Weber: did not serve.
    * Richard Perle:  did not serve.
    * Douglas Feith: did not serve.
    * Eliot Abrams: did not  serve.
    * Richard Shelby: did not serve.
    * Jon! Kyl: did not  serve.
    * Tim Hutchison: did not serve.
    * Christopher Cox: did not  serve.
    * Newt Gingrich: did not serve.
    * Don Rumsfeld: served in Navy  (1954-57) as flight instructor.
    * George W. Bush: failed to complete his  six-year National Guard; got
    assigned to Alabama so he could campaign for  family friend running for
    U.S. Senate; failed to show up for required  medical exam, disappeared
    from duty.
    * Ronald Reagan: due to poor  eyesight, served in a non-combat role
    making  movies.
    * B-1 Bob  Dornan: Consciously enlisted after fighting was over in
    Korea.
    * Phil  Gramm: did not serve.
    * John McCain: Silver Star, Bronze Star, Legion of  Merit, Purple Heart
    and Distinguished Flying Cross.
    * Dana Rohrabacher:  did not serve.
    * John M. McHugh: did not serve.
    * JC Watts: did not  serve.
    * Jack Kemp: did not serve. “Knee problem,” although continued in  NFL
    for 8 years.
    * Dan Quayle: Journalism unit of the Indiana National  Guard.
    * Rudy Giuliani: did not serve.
    * George Pataki: did not  serve.
    * Spencer Abraham: did not serve.
    * John Engler: did not  serve.
    * Lindsey Graham: National Guard lawyer.
    * Arnold  Schwarzenegger: AWOL from Austrian army base.

    Pundits  &Preachers
    * Sean Hannity: did not serve.
    * Rush Limbaugh: did not  serve (4-F with a ‘pilonidal cyst.’)
    * Bill O’Reilly: did not serve.
    *  Michael Savage: did not serve.
    * George Will: did not serve.
    * Chris  Matthews: did not serve.
    * Paul Gigot: did not serve.
    * Bill Bennett:  did not serve.
    * Pat Buchanan: did not serve.
    * John Wayne: did not  serve.
    * Bill Kristol: did not serve.
    * Kenneth Starr: did not  serve.
    * Antonin Scalia: did not serve.
    * Clarence Thomas: did not  serve.
    * Ralph Reed: did not serve.
    * Michael Medved: did not  serve.
    * Charlie Daniels: did not serve.
    * Ted Nugent: did not serve.  (He only shoots at things that don’t
    shoot back.)


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  • 150 YEARS AGO TODAY



    Oct 25 1854


    During the Crimean War’s Battle of Balaclava, Lord Ragland orders the British cavalry corps on a suicide mission to capture artillery guns protected by 19,000 Russian troops.


    The total strength of the Light Brigade when it started on the charge is usually accepted as 673.


    On receipt of the order the reply of Lord Cardigan was, “Very good, sir.” 


     


    James Thomas Brudenell, the Seventh Earl of Cardigan


    Cardigan was known for his stridency on protocol and appearance. He was also probably regarded as a dangerous lunatic, in that was he was notorious for his willingness to duel over even minor provocations. He demanded high standards of formation, parades, uniform maintenance and appearance. Underlings who differed with Cardigan’s insistence on discipline and protocol were punished.


    To the Light Brigade Lord Cardigan then gave the word of command, “The Brigade will advance.” No trumpet call was used. The men were dismounted when the order came, and were immediately in the saddle when the command was given.



    It was not long before the 13th and 17th came under the guns of the enemy; the Russian battery on the Fedioukine Hills had opened fire, and the masses of infantry on either side the valley poured in a heavy discharge of musketry. Now, too, the Cossack battery in the front joined in, but yet, with men and horses dropping singly, or by twos or threes, on swept the Light Brigade. On they rode, each instant finding gap after gap in the ranks. Riderless horses, as the men dropped, still kept their places in the line; but there was neither pause nor hesitation. “Close in,” “close in,” was the word as death and destruction was dealt among them. At about 80 yards from the Cossack guns a discharge wrought fearful havoc, but after that those guns spoke no more.


    Ahead of his men Lord Cardigan dashed into the battery, crushing his knee and receiving a slight wound. Nor were the 13th and 17th far behind. The two squadrons of the former and the right squadron of the latter were speedily among the guns, and were cutting down the artillerymen that remained at their posts. Through the guns they went, and were soon engaged in a hand-to-hand encounter with the enemy that was endeavouring to surround them by closing in on either flank.



    On his first return he met Sir John Ewart and Sir George Cathcart, to whom he said, “I have lost my brigade.” They did not understand him, knowing nothing of the charge, and stared without speaking. Lord Cardigan then turned his horse, and, as has been said, galloped back towards the Russians.


     And so it came about that the “wretched remnant,” as Captain Jenyns calls it, when they had got to the guns, “went with such a right good cheer, bang through their cavalry, which cut right and left like sheep; on rallying back there were the guns, four hundred yards in the rear, all clear, and no one, worse luck, to carry them off,—the worst part of all, as a very strong regiment of lancers came on our rear, and we had to cut our way through them.  Lord Lucan never supported us.”


     And so, over the ground strewn with dead and wounded men and horses who were not half an hour previously in full vigour, passed the “wretched remnant,” and even then not permitted to escape unscathed.








    THE BALACLAVA GROUP.

    (From a Photograph taken the day after the Battle)


     Lieutenant Percy Smith, the only officer who rode through the charge and came back on his original horse, states that when he formed up the remains of the regiment, after the charge, he “could only get hold of fourteen mounted men … for the moment the effective [?] strength of the 13th was one officer [myself] and fourteen rank and file.”


    -http://www.pinetreeweb.com/13th-balaclava2.htm


    -http://www.briansiano.com/flashman/HTML%20Files/Lord%20Cardigan.htm  


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                    The Charge of the Light Brigade


                         Alfred Tennyson, 1st Baron (1809–92)




















































































































































































    HALF a league, half a league,
      Half a league onward,
    All in the valley of Death
      Rode the six hundred.
    “Forward, the Light Brigade!         5
    Charge for the guns!” he said:
    Into the valley of Death
      Rode the six hundred.
     
    “Forward, the Light Brigade!”
    Was there a man dismay’d?         10
    Not tho’ the soldier knew
      Some one had blunder’d:
    Theirs not to make reply,
    Theirs not to reason why,
    Theirs but to do and die:         15
    Into the valley of Death
      Rode the six hundred.
     
    Cannon to right of them,
    Cannon to left of them,
    Cannon in front of them         20
      Volley’d and thunder’d;
    Storm’d at with shot and shell,
    Boldly they rode and well,
    Into the jaws of Death,
    Into the mouth of Hell         25
      Rode the six hundred.
     
    Flash’d all their sabres bare,
    Flash’d as they turn’d in air
    Sabring the gunners there,
    Charging an army, while         30
      All the world wonder’d:
    Plunged in the battery-smoke
    Right thro’ the line they broke;
    Cossack and Russian
    Reel’d from the sabre-stroke         35
      Shatter’d and sunder’d.
    Then they rode back, but not
      Not the six hundred.
     
    Cannon to right of them,
    Cannon to left of them,         40
    Cannon behind them
      Volley’d and thunder’d;
    Storm’d at with shot and shell,
    While horse and hero fell,
    They that had fought so well         45
    Came thro’ the jaws of Death,
    Back from the mouth of Hell,
    All that was left of them,
      Left of six hundred.
     
    When can their glory fade?         50
    O the wild charge they made!
      All the world wonder’d.
    Honor the charge they made!
    Honor the Light Brigade,

      Noble six hundred!


     

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    Bart Simpson Would Be Proud of Them






    Fri Oct 22,10:01 AM ET





     


    MILAN (Reuters) – Four Italian teenagers have confessed to flooding one of Milan’s best known schools, causing an estimated 500,000 euros ($630,900) in damage.






     

    The three girls and one boy, aged between 16 and 17, delivered a letter to the school’s headmaster on Thursday, explaining how last weekend they blocked drains in a bathroom before they turned on washbasin taps and left them running.


    The headmaster, Carlo Arrigo Pedretti, said the pupils wrote in the letter that they flooded the school to avoid having to sit their ancient Greek test on Monday morning.


     

  • 44 YEARS AGO TODAY


    Images of the catastrophic explosion of the R-16


    Oct 24 1960

    At the Soviet Union’s Baykonur space facility, an R-16 ballistic missile explodes on the launch pad.


    The new R-16 ICBM was designed to use fuels that were easier to store, giving the missile a much faster response time. Since the R-16 was considered a top priority by Soviet leadership, oversight of the project was given to Marshal of Artillery Mitrofan Nedelin, the commander of the Soviet Strategic Rocket Forces (or nuclear missile forces).


    Under Marshal Nedelin’s prodding, the design team worked furiously to complete the first R-16 rocket as soon as possible. Although the development was hampered by numerous unsolved technical problems, chief designer Mikhail Yangel reluctantly agreed to deliver the first missile to the test range at what is now the Baikonur Cosmodrome in September 1960. Both hoped to please Premier Nikita Khrushchev by demonstrating a successful launch of the R-16 prior to November 7, the anniversary of the Bolshevik Revolution. 



     

    Nevertheless, technical problems with the flight control system continued to plague the test preparations. Despite these obstacles, the rocket was moved from the assembly building to the launch pad. Fueling of the rocket with its toxic and highly corrosive propellants began. Proper safety protocols insisted that all non-essential personnel evacuate the area during fueling operations in case of an accident. However, Nedelin ignored these regulations and reportedly set up a chair at the pad from which he could oversee the arrangments. Approximately 150 other civilian and military personnel also stayed at the site under his direction.

    On October 23, a number of electrical faults occurred that prevented the propellant pumps from working properly. The rocket would have to be drained of fuel before beginning repairs, but Marshal Nedelin refused to do so since it would delay the launch by at least several hours. He instead ordered workers to perform their repairs on the rocket while its dangerous propellants were still aboard.

    Marshal Mitrofan Nedelin
                Marshal Mitrofan Nedelin  

    Repairs continued to drag on the next day prompting Nedelin to demand to be taken to the pad “to figure out what’s going on.” In addition to Nedelin and his subordinates, Yangel and a number of visiting dignitaries were also taken to the pad to personally direct the pre-launch operations. The presence of so many powerful figures put great stress on the workers, and the situation was only made worse by pressure from Moscow to launch as soon as possible. Many tests and other operations were being conducted simultaneously, and safety procedures were neglected to save time.

    The most significant oversight involved a device called the Programming Current Distributor (PTR) that activates various systems on the rocket. Following a test, the PTR was accidentally set to the wrong position. This mistake caused the batteries and propellant lines on the rocket to be activated, meaning that only a single valve prevented the rocket engines from being ignited prematurely. When a technician accidentally reset the PTR, that last safeguard was removed, and a horrible sequence of events was set into motion.


    R-16 ballistic missile  


    At about 6:45 PM, with some 250 personnel and visitors crowded around the launch pad, the second stage rocket engine of the R-16 ignited. The exhaust immediately ripped through the fuel tank in the first stage, creating a massive explosion that sprayed acidic chemicals across the launch complex. The luckiest were those who were instantly incinerated in the ensuing fireball that engulfed the rocket. Others died more slowly as they were burned while trying to escape through the raging inferno. Still more were able to evacuate the immediate vicinity only to be suffocated by the poisonous gases created by the burning propellants.


    Massive explosions continued to rock the launch pad for about 20 seconds, and the subsequent fires lasted for two hours. The blast was reportedly visible as far as 30 miles (50 km) away.



    “A thick stream of fire unexpectedly burst forth, covering everyone around. Part of the military contingent and testers instinctively tried to flee from the danger zone, people ran to the side of the other pad, toward the bunker…but on this route was a strip of new-laid tar, which immediately melted. Many got stuck in the hot sticky mass and became victims of the fire…The most terrible fate befell those located on the upper levels of the gantry: the people were wrapped in fire and burst into flame like candles blazing in mid-air. The temperature at the center of the fire was about 3,000 degrees. Those who had run away tried while moving to tear off their burning clothing, their coats and overalls. Alas, many did not succeed in doing this.”




    “The men on the scaffolding dashed about in the fire and smoke; many jumped off and vanished into the flames. One man momentarily escaped from the fire but got tangled up in the barbed wire surrounding the launch pad. The next moment he too was engulfed in flames.”



    “Above the pad erupted a column of fire. In a daze we watched the flames burst forth again and again until all was silent…(After the fires had been extinguished,) all the bodies were in unique poses, all were without clothes or hair. It was impossible to recognize anybody. Under the light of the moon they seemed the color of ivory.”

     Among those killed were:



    • Marshal Mitrofan Nedelin
    • Boris Konoplev, chief designer of the R-16 control system
    • Lev Grishin, deputy chairman of State Committee for Defense Technology
    • Colonel A. Nosov, chief of the Baikonur launch command who had personally launched Sputnik in 1957
    • Tyuratam Grigoryants, chief of the directorate responsible for R-16 testing
    • Evgeniy Ostashev, chief of the directorate responsible for R-7 testing who had developed the booster rocket for Sputnik
    • V. Kontsevskoi and Lev Berlin, two of Yangel’s deputies

     



             Leonid Brezhnev


    An investigation into the tragedy was immediately ordered by Nikita Khrushchev and headed by Leonid Brezhnev, future leader of the Soviet Union. The commission set the official death toll at 90. An additional two bodies of suffocated soldiers were found after the official report was completed. More recent investigations have estimated the death toll as high as 200 or more.


    The commission went on to recommend repairing the launch pad within two weeks and resuming the test program as soon as November.

    The R-16 remained in use until 1974 when the type was eliminated under the first Strategic Arms Limitation Treaty (SALT-1).

     Marshal Nedelin is still regarded as a hero to the Russian people for his service during World War II, and his untimely death was explained away as an aircraft accident. Families of those killed in the disaster were never told the truth, though rumors of an accident did spread. It was only after the fall of communism in 1990 that the true scope of the Nedelin Disaster finally became public.

     

    Today, the site is marked only by a small monument containing the names of those who perished and a map illustrating the layout of the old launch complex.


    -http://www.aerospaceweb.org/question/spacecraft/q0179.shtml


     

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    Bunning unaware of Iraq story


    By Tom Loftus
     
    The Courier-Journal


    U.S. Sen. Jim Bunning of Kentucky said yesterday that he was unaware of reports that a unit of Army Reserve soldiers in Iraq had refused an order to deliver fuel for reasons including that their trucks were lightly armored.


    When reporters told him that the unit’s refusal was a national news story and involved a soldier from Louisville, Bunning said, “Let me explain something: I don’t watch the national news, and I don’t read the paper. I haven’t done that for the last six weeks. I watch Fox News to get my information.”


    Bunning’s remarks to reporters came after he spoke to the Rotary Club at the Galt House. He ended his speech trying to dispel rumors about his fitness for a second term.


     

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    Siamese twins


    From kissthewitch