May 28, 2003

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  >>> Can you imagine  working for a company that has 535 employees
  >>> and has the following  statistics:
  >>>
  >>> * 29 have been accused of spousal  abuse
  >>> * 7 have been arrested for fraud
  >>> * 19 have been  accused of writing bad checks
  >>> * 117 have directly or indirectly  bankrupted at least 2 businesses
  >>> * 3 have done time for  assault
  >>> * 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
  >>> a.. 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
  >>> * 8 have  been arrested for shoplifting
  >>> * 21 are currently defendants in  lawsuits
  >>> * 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last  year
  >>>
  >>> Can you guess which organization this is?
  >>>
  >>> Give up yet?
  >>>  ----------------------------------------------------------------------
  >>>
  >>>
  >>> a.. It's the 535 members of the United  States
  >>> Congress. The same group of idiots that crank out hundreds  of new laws each year designed to keep the rest of us in  line.
  

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