July 2, 2003
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STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION
Mark E. Petersen
Council of the 12 Apostles
A Guide to Self-Control:
4. "When you bathe, do not admire yourself in a mirror. Never stay in the bath more than five or six minutes -- just long enough to bathe and dry and dress AND THEN GET OUT OF THE BATHROOM into a room where you will have some member of your family present."
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Comments (17)
That should be enough for most people at least.
*sigh*
showers 4 me from now on then
Hahaha...if I made myself a snack every time I wanted to masturbate I'd weigh about 600 lbs.
I think we read the exact same websites.
hahaha. oh man...
I can guarantee that "admiring" myself in the mirror would never lead to lustful thoughts...
No sex, no mastrubation, holy crap, do they want me to explode into a blind hormonal rage for Jesus?
Good lord!! lol.
dressing oneself securely sounds like advice from an S&M bondage mag... Or, at least, that's what I'd imagine from one of those mags....
Nevermind I said that... *tiptoes away*
I HAVE *zzp* FOUND THE LIGHT! *zzzp*OH LORD i HAVE *zzzp*FOUND THE *zzzzzztp*LIGHT! AND IT *zzz*ZAPS ME EVERY *zzzzp*TIME I WANT TO MASTURBATE!*zzzzzp* ow! It *zzzp* burns!*zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzap*
Haha.. or not...=P
nothing in there about visualizing the vice president? works every time, if i were inclined toward that sort of blatent perversity
Oh, lord. What a waste. Ridiculious.
I have a guy friend who's Mormon. He'd probably read that and have a "lapse of self control" at the same time.
My penis has a mind of it's own... for Jesus.
but I don't wanna stop!
i wonder if it's a sin to stay in the bath/shower for longer than the 'prescribed time'.
but essentially, religion and faith isn't about following rules and regulations. if people have enough strength in their faith, they don't need to worry about the rules because they'd know what their God expects of them.
If I didn't have at least one everyday I'd go mad, regardless if I were looking in the mirror or not.
You know, I don't feel the slightest bit guilty for it either!
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