Month: July 2003

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    "Our friend Jonathan's parents just downsized to a condo so he was selling their 'junk' and somehow his mom's used deodorant stick got in the pile. A woman offered him 25 cents for it! He was so shocked that she wanted it - after opening it - that he took her quarter without saying a word."


    From pprjournal







  •  Ananova: 




    Going on holiday 'lowers your IQ'

    A scientist claims going on holiday makes you stupid.


    He told Berliner Kurier: "Fourteen days of complete rest can be enough to bring your IQ down by 20 points."


  • Anybody who feels compelled to make racist or insulting comments is welcome to put them here.

  • July 28, 2003


    Schotz takes stab at twisted reality special


    By Cynthia Littleton


    It might have been called "Extreme Impalement," but in reality, the hourlong special's title couldn't be more precise: "101 Things Removed From the Human Body" is not for the squeamish.


    "There are a lot of orifices in the human body, and there are a lot of accidents that happen," Schotz says. "We've spent years compiling this show. ... Sometimes you'd just come across a picture that would just stop you, and you'd go, 'That's so wrong.' "

     

    (Airs Thurs, July 31 on FOX)

  • Chupacabras Prints To Be Studied By Geo Group


     Written By: Inexplicata
       Posted: 7/21/2003


    CURICO. The prestigious GEO Group, devoted to the study of UFO phenomena, is studing the prints left by the alleged "Chupacabras" which apparently attacked thirty chickens


    "We believe it’s an extraterrestrial pet, a programmed being, a hybrid or cloned species designed to extract bodily fluids or liquids from the birds in order to feed itself, or with another purpose altogether. It is associated to the UFO phenomenon and is very intelligent. For this reason it will not be captured. . ."

  • Equatorial Guinea's "God"

     

    "State radio in the tiny west African state of Equatorial Guinea has hailed the nation's leader as 'the country's God'."


    "It said that the president was 'like God in heaven' who has 'all power over men and things'."


    " 'He can decide to kill without anyone calling him to account and without going to hell because it is God himself, with whom he is in permanent contact, and who gives him this strength,' a presidential aide announced . . . "

  • Gospel Plow Logo

    "Dedicated to arming and training the remnant in America, we here at Gospel Plow firmly declare along with the founders of this supposedly Christian nation that there is 'No King but Christ!'"


    Soldiers of the Cross


    "There are however, at the beginning of 1999, some very adequate weapons still available to the average patriotic Christian."


    "...may Christ have mercy on the enemy's soul for his body is forfeit."


    More at http://www.frii.com/~gosplow/index.html


  • [Cat Mummiform] Mummification sm
    for Pets & Animals


    "Mummification will shelter the essence and body of your pet forever. Through this singular form of Permanent Body Preservation, your pet, at his natural earthly passing, will enter eternity in all of his splendor and beauty."



    http://www.summum.org/mummification/pets/

  • "Jenny Kissed Me"

    Jenny kiss'd me when we met,
    Jumping from the chair she sat in;
    Time, you thief, who love to get
    Sweets into your list, put that in!
    Say I'm weary, say I'm sad,
    Say that health and wealth have miss'd me,
    Say I'm growing old, but add,
    Jenny kiss'd me.

    -- By Leigh Hunt.


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    Lightning strikes woman's tongue stud


    "Becky Nyang, 26, was temporarily blinded, unable to talk and badly blistered by the bolt of electricity that surged through her body via the piercing. . ."


     



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