March 27, 2004

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  Stop Terrorism in Your Neighborhood!

  
  

  Mark your calendars for this Saturday (weather permitting).   As you may already know, it is a sin for a Taliban male to see any woman other than his wife naked, and he must commit suicide if he does.
  
  So this Saturday at 4 p.m, all American women are asked to walk out of their houses completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.
  
  All American men should position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their houses to prove they are not Taliban, to demonstrate that they think it's okay to see nude women other than their wife, and to show support for all American women.
  
  And since the Taliban does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your patriotic, anti-Taliban sentiment.
  
  The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.

  
  

   

  
  

  From SimonTemplar

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