May 26, 2004

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  The Third Annual Grump Out™ 

  
  

  May 26, 2004

  
  

  
  

  
  
  
  
  
  

  . Great American Grump Out™ Frequently Asked Questions: Q: What if I gave up grumpiness but began to experience grump withdrawals? A:  No need to panic.  Several remedies are currently available to help prevent grump withdrawals.  Q: What can help me, a coworker, a friend or a loved one get through those 24 hours on May 26, 2004? A: Wearing any type of smile, especially on your face, is one.  Secondly, carry a banana around with you.  (a B-A-N-A-N-A?  Are you crazy?) Yes and Yes. Not only is the banana the Grump Out's™ official fruit, but the banana provides a nutritional, uplifting smile.  (Should you begin to experience any grump withdrawal discomfort, simply turn that smiley banana upside down so it becomes a frown.  Stare at the frown for a moment when no one is looking.)

  
  

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