July 30, 2004
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My name is Billie Simpson and i recently tried selling some of my old dirty used socks on ebay an i received over 14,000 hits, and numerous emails from people all over the globe wanting to see and know more about the legend of Billie Simpson the armless college boy.
So some of my good buddies here at Northern Illinois University said it would be a fantastic idea to share with all my fans a 100 picture data cd that can be viewed on your computer. Now these pictures just arnt any plain old boring pictures but photos that have captured the exciting lustful drunken epic college experience and stories that make up my unusual and titillating life of an armless drunken maniac.
I am putting the cd at the very very low price of only $1.00, so that means your only paying one cent per priceless moments of partying, stripping, and me just being silly.
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