November 27, 2004
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From the 7-23-04 Police Reports column of the New London, Wis., Press-Star: "1:15 p.m., a juvenile approached an officer at [Hortonville Police Department] complaining about having a lock stuck around his right testicle for three days and he didn't know how to get it off. [The officer found a master key.] "Having the master key in hand, the juvenile left the room for a moment and returned with the lock. The officer spoke to the juvenile about experimenting with sexuality and how he needs to be more careful in the future."
-News of the Weird
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