November 30, 2004

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  PRESIDENT'S PLEA: FIND NESSIE
  

  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  

  By Toby Mcdonald

  
  

  
  

  Then-US president Bill Clinton gave the go-ahead for his Psychic Spying Unit to find Nessie as part of a £15million operation.

  
  

  Operation Nessie was launched to establish whether psychic contact could be made with alien life forms.

  
  

  The spies' activities were kept secret from regular army top brass with reports going directly to Washington.

  
  

   It was led by General Albert Stubblebine, Chief of Intelligence for the US Army, and Major Ed Dames. The unit had begun investigating UFOs and the possibility alien races - particularly Martians - were living among humans.

  
  

  The major believed that Martians had been resettled on Earth thousands of years ago by leaders of the Galactic Federation - an ancient race who had been visiting the planet since the age of the dinosaurs.

  
  

  "He had targeted the Loch Ness Monster for psychic contact. He spent a long time trying to reach the monster but he could only find a faint trace of her. Based on his work he decided she must be the ghost of a dinosaur.

  
  

   Stubblebine was relieved of his position after he started to believe he could levitate and pass through walls.

  
  

  He frequently sported black eyes and bruises because of his habit of running at walls full tilt

  
  

   

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