June 24, 2003

• Harry Potter and the Corked Broom
  By Jim Caple
  Page 2 columnist

  
  

  
  

  
  
  
  
  
  

  If you look closely, you can see where they drilled the hole.

  
  

  "Look! Cork!" Draco Malfoy shouted, cruely snuffing out his hand-rolled cigarette on the reproductive organs of a small white bunny that had misfortunately hippity-hopped within his reach. "Potter corked his broom! That's why he's able to fly it so fast! He cheats!"

  
  

  "What?!? I did no such thing," Harry cried and turned around to see to his horror that the broken pieces indeed revealed a cork interior to the broom. He looked back helplessly as Professor Dumbledore and the rest of the Hogwart's faculty strode toward him..."

  
  

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