October 25, 2003

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  I'm a Jehovah's Bystander. We's like the Witnesses, only we don't wanna get involved.
    - Flip Wilson
  
  While traveling near Tampa, Florida I passed the "Jehovah's Witness Assembly Hall" and was struck by the fact that that must be where they make them.
    - Gene Spafford
  
  What do you get when you cross a devil worshipper with a Jehovah's Witness?
  Someone who goes from door to door telling people to go to hell.
  
  What do you get when you cross a Mafia soldier with a Jehovah's Witness?
  Lots of converts.
  
  What does Hannibal Lector call a Jehovah's Witness? Free delivery!
    - Jay Leno

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