Month: October 2003

  • UK to do battle with scissors, paper and stone


    The five team members will face more than 1,000 rivals in Rock, Paper, Scissors for the largest purse in professional RPS history, £3,400.


    "First there's the physical side, actually getting the throws out, and on the other side is the psychological game."


    "It's about working out what your opponent is going to throw by doing things like looking for signs on their face."

  • Perfectly formed egg found inside egg


    Ann Cockcroft, 56, says she was making scrambled eggs when she made the discovery.


    "The yolk normally goes through the hen's body and into its shell gland, a shell is produced and the egg laid a few hour later."


    "With this egg, the yolk passed to the shell gland as normal but the hen didn't quite get the hang of the last part. Another yolk followed and a second shell was created around the first."

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    I'm a Jehovah's Bystander. We's like the Witnesses, only we don't wanna get involved.
      - Flip Wilson

    While traveling near Tampa, Florida I passed the "Jehovah's Witness Assembly Hall" and was struck by the fact that that must be where they make them.
      - Gene Spafford


    What do you get when you cross a devil worshipper with a Jehovah's Witness?
    Someone who goes from door to door telling people to go to hell.


    What do you get when you cross a Mafia soldier with a Jehovah's Witness?
    Lots of converts.


    What does Hannibal Lector call a Jehovah's Witness? Free delivery!
      - Jay Leno

  • "Marriage changes passion. Suddenly you're in bed with a relative!"


    From the Larrinator




  • Giant hairball removed from girl's stomach

    A 12-year-old Costa Rican girl who complained of a tummy ache has had a 17 inch hairball removed from her stomach.


    The girl, from Ciudad Neily, whose name was not released, had complained of stomach pains but no one knew she had the habit of eating her own hair.

  • 'Iceman' Grabs Shark to Save Men






    Fri Oct 24, 9:59 AM ET


    STOCKHOLM (Reuters) - An Icelandic fishing captain, known as "the Iceman" for his tough character, grabbed a 660-pound shark with his bare hands as it swam in shallow water toward his crew.

    The skipper of the trawler "Erik the Red" was on a beach in Kuummiit, east Greenland, watching his crew processing a catch when he saw the shark swimming toward his men.


    Captain Sigurdur Petursson ran into the shallow water and grabbed the shark by its tail. He dragged it off to dry land and killed it with his knife.


    "He caught it just with his hands. There was a lot of blood in the sea and the shark came in and he thought it was dangerous,".

  • What's in a Name? Everything When the Name is Butt






    Fri Oct 24, 9:54 AM ET


    LONDON (Reuters) - A British couple have been forced to move house because of the shame caused by the name of their street -- Butt Hole Road.






     

    Paul and Lisa Allott sold their $250,000 bungalow, fed up with the constant leg-pulling.


    Taxis and pizza delivery men would fail to turn up, thinking their order was just a prank, and they grew tired with groups of youths posing for photos by the nearby street sign with their buttocks bared.


    Attempts by Reuters to contact the new residents were unsuccessful -- they have taken a confidential telephone number.

  • 14 YEARS AGO TODAY

    Oct 24 1989

    Televangelist Jim Bakker receives 45 years and a $500,000 fine for defrauding investors of $3.7M. Bakker had already been dismissed from his PTL ministry, so the criminal penalties probably just added insult to injury.

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