April 20, 2004

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  Want a story? I was at the lake one day and they found a guy who'd fallen off a boat and drowned a few weeks earlier. The police came. No one knew how to get him out of the water, no one really wanted to touch the guy. Ew! So one of the cops found a length of wire fence, the kind that looks like XXXXXXX. They slid it under the dead guy and lifted him up out of the water, intending to put him on land.

  
  

  Except the guy just ran through the holes in the fence, like a seriously over ripe melon.

  
  

  From Hatchet_Bytch

  
  

   

  • 6:54 pm
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