October 26, 2004
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Swearing can make men impotent
According to research by Russian scientist Gennady Cheurin and his team at the Centre for Ecological Safety and Survival in Yekaterinburg, too much swearing can make men impotent and women develop male characteristics including facial hair and extra muscles.
Cheurin said that his team had sworn at a glass of water for several hours and then poured it over wheat seeds. Only 48 per cent of those seeds which were watered with the "foul" water sprouted as opposed to 93 per cent of seeds watered with holy water taken from natural springs.
Cheuring said: "We then looked at heavy swearers and others who never used bad language, and found whenever men use these words in their daily life, this immediately leads to sexual dysfunctions, i.e. impotence. If a woman uses these words in her daily speech, she slowly begins transforming into a man, getting more hair and muscles."
Comments (6)
O.o
Do you have the source for this? I can use it in my workshops, in which I swear all the time. Hah!
Hahaha. Interesting. More reasons not to curse.
maybe thats why he can't get it up
This helps me understand holy water, I think.
Yeah fuckin' right.
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